Casino Jokes – Cartoons about Gambling and Casinos
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table for gamblers. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand […]. A man asks his wife what she would do if he won the lottery. A blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the […]. You can put your house on it Grand National […].
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. Joke Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a gorgeous blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked. The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one finally asked the other, "What the hell did she roll anyway?
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